外国幽默故事_经典外国幽默故事四则

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  外国经典幽默笑话:新手上班

  A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small-crowed standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said,"Let' s get off the corner people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner…NOW!” Intimidated, the group of people began to leave,casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first officer act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good,” chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop.

  一位新警官和一位有经验的搭档坐在警车里第一次去巡逻。一个电话打来说让他们去驱散一些闲逛的人。两个警官把警车开到那条街上,他们看见有一群人正站在街的拐角上。新警官摇下车窗喊道:“拐角上的人群快点散开。”人们看了几眼,但是没有人动。所以他又一次大喊:“那个拐角上的人们快点散开……马上!”人们由于害怕开始离开那里,并向他投来了不解的目光。年轻的警cha很为自己的第一次执法行动而骄傲,转头向他的搭档说:“看,我干得怎么样?”“非常好,”老警cha笑着说,“只不过这里是一个公共汽车站。”

  外国经典幽默笑话:寄给上帝的信

  一个小男孩非常想要一百美元买一辆自行车,但是祈祷了两个星期也没有结果。于是,他决定给上帝写一封信要这一百美元。当邮局收到这封收信人为“美国,上帝”的信后,他们决定把它寄给美国总统。总统很重视,也很感动。他命令他的秘书寄给个小男孩五美元纸钞。总统认为这对于一个小男孩来说应该是一笔大钱了。这个小男孩收到这五美元后非常高兴,又坐下来给上帝写了一封感谢信,信中写道:

  A little boy wanted one hundred dollar for a bicycle very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA,they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed,touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted wish the five-dollar bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:

  亲爱的上帝:

  Dear Lord,

  非常感谢你寄给我的钱。可是我发现,由于某种原因您通过华盛顿寄给我的钱,像往常一样,那些奇怪的人扣走了九十五美元。

  Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted ninety-five dollars.

  罗杰

  Love,Roger

  外国经典幽默笑话:法官的手表

  A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police."For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today,I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left it on my desk in my bedroom."

  一个法官正告知陪审团,不必因为一个证人改变了他已经交给警cha的证词就认为他不可信。“比方说,”他说,“当今天我走进我的办公室的时候,我以为我的金表

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